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Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !!--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men shouldbe happier than others.--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married fortwo years. --Sam Kinison
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure ofone thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for ouranniversary?"
She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her,"How about the kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Thenthe mud fell off.
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